Commodus you Bastard.

Commodus, the Greek emperor, was quite the nutjob. He loved the the life of a Gladiator, either fighting naked, or fighting various large, yet gentle animals, such as the giraffe. When he was not fighting, he enjoyed watching battles between little people, freaks, and lepers armed with meat cleavers. No joke. Sources are wikipedia, The Book of Useless Information, and my awesome Brit. Lit. Teacher.

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